If you read nothing else this weekend, read this and ponder what it means when a middle easterner asks America to “Stay The Course!”

An excerpt to whet your appetite:

“It’s difficult for me to argue that the United States must do more. It’s very hard pleading for foreign assistance. It’s hard to ask a country that already has 150,000 troops deployed in a single Middle Eastern country, has domestic terrorist threats, and is plagued by horrendous natural disasters to do more.”

Notice dear readers that Tiberius Gracchus has, in the post below this, and his “Oklahoma” posting has put a significant emphasis on “suck.” Not that there is any thing wrong with that of course, and far be it from me to cast disparaging remarks about a fellow blogger, but only a USC fan (or a liberal) (ooooohhhhh, that’s mean GM…ed… Yes, I know) would mistake a joyous expression of obviously another LONGHORN TOUCHDOWN for a LEWENSKI. But, since Tiberius Gracchus was kind enough to put up a picture of another LONGHORN TOUCHDOWN on HIS Entry (though you notice that he characterized the photo with an overlay indicating his predilection) I will be most appreciative, especially in the really big game coming next week, we will be seeing FAR MORE of these shots than we will of USC players jumping for joy. I’m just sayin’!!!

Oh, and Tiberius Gracchus, you have a LONG way to go before you can top this TEXAN but I appreciate your tryin’, I really do! It’ll make you stronger in the end, ’cause you don’t get stronger pushing against a weaker foe.

But I guess, don’t ask, don’t tell.

Not very long ago, I posted this graphic of the University of Texas Longhorn, with TEXAS superimposed above it:

Not willing to let things slide, some worthy, but ultimately losing USC fan posted on this very same blog this graphic:

Kind of puny as graphics go, only 150 pixels wide and a mere 200 tall. Nothing like my robust 250 pixel wide and 225 pixel tall graphic of the GREAT TEXAS LONGHORN

But I digress. The real reason my worthy (but ultimately gonna lose fellow conservative and otherwise brilliant) blogger bud posted such a small graphic is because if you enlarge the graphic to where you can see what is going on, you see this:

You really can’t blame him though, who wants to publicize that the TROJAN mascot is rooting for TEXAS?

HOOK ‘EM HORNS!

More and more people are answering more and more surveys, and with the current lack of news, the media has decided that it all means that more and more Americans think life sucks.

Of course, they don’t reveal what percentage of the sample population queried were lefties, for whom life is an endless series of disasters since Johnson decided not to run for re-election around a million years ago.

This brilliant analysis, however, was included in the story:

The survey, part of a broader study of American society conducted by the university every two years, found that troubles were greatest among those with low income, poor education levels and among unmarried mothers.

They get PAID for this shi’ite?

(Crossposted at Dumbshit of the Week)

My friend Seth, over at Hard A’starboard is down on the New York Times, as all thinking individuals are and he links his story to the always interesting Michele Malkin. But, Seth says it better than ever I could:

No, New York Times, We’re Not Done With You Yet…
…and we won’t be until everybody in America knows what a lying, treasonous, shameless, bogus, idiotarian, leftist propaganda generating, thoroughly liberal-biased source of disinformation you have become, abusing the reputation you earned back in the days when you were a respectable newspaper.

Columnist and blogger extraordinaire Michelle Malkin puts in her two cents, as succinct and on-point as always

. Anyone who thinks the times isn’t a biased lefty rag is obviously not a thinking person!

I’ve spent many moons in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, doing training seminars for a company I worked for.

Many a native Oklahoman has been asked “Why is Tulsa, hell, why is Oklahoma so windy?”

The most common reply — “Because Kansas blows — and Texas sucks!”

I rest my case.

I would just hate to be a Texan on January 4 — because there’s gonna be weeping, and wailing, and gnashing of teeth when SC beats the everlovin’ crap out of that whiney bunch of Texas-weenies in Beautiful Downtown Pasadena.

Sorry, girls, you’re gonna get pwnd.

Little did I know that when The Real Ugly American asked me to help out with this blog whilst he traveled, little did I know that there would be a USC fan also helping out. Then, I read on the blog that this USC fan really thinks that USC will win the National Championship against
TEXAS

of all schools! Well folks, that just ain’t gonna happen. So, without further ado:

The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the live long day.
The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
You can not get away.
Do not think you can escape them
At night or early in the morn-
The Eyes of Texas are upon you
‘Till Gabriel blows his horn.

And That Folks is THAT!!!

Breeding a race of Supermen — not just for Nazis any more!

(Crossposted on Dumbshit of the Week)

OK, he’s gone. Now we can have some serious USC fan spam…

Actually, although I’m sorely tempted to post something really over the top about my Trojans, and rub RealUgly’s face in the fact that the Boys from Troy own college football, and (except for a brief interlude having something vaguely to do with buying team members, but probably trumped up out of other school’s jealousies) always have, and always will, I think I’ll restrain myself and just post a really run-on paragraph.

Fight On for ol’ SC
Our men Fight On to victory
Our Alma Mater dear,
looks up to you
Fight On and win
For ol’ SC
Fight On to victory
Fight On!